im batgirl
yes sir earth is literally under siege by planet fucking jupiter
3 weeks ago with 78,610 notes
the-gubbins-trench:

tryinad:

themightycaz:

Know your place!

A guide for anyone who wants to write about royals.

the-gubbins-trench:

tryinad:

themightycaz:

Know your place!

A guide for anyone who wants to write about royals.


3 weeks ago with 2 notes
#economics
#jimi hendrix
#joke
#im funny
#clever
#hear my train a comin
Teacher: [A student's name], quit stickin your head out the door! You look like the guy on the news who got hit by a train!
Student: What? He got hit by a train? Did he not see it comin? Like who doesn't see a train comin?
Me: Jimi Hendrix saw his train a comin.
Teacher: .............*facepalms* Wow...thank you [my name]...
3 weeks ago with 707,435 notes

super-highschool-level-homestuck:

iprayforangels:

plushestrumpest:

30secondstocalifornia:

wingscanspeak:

zorobro:

wingscannotspeak:

peetasboxers:

kissyourneck-slitmythroat:

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

Its not science unless you write it down so 

First method:

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Well done, i guess…

Second:

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I fucked up

Girls… how?

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!

It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.

Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.

Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.

but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.

and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.

It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!

bless you

i cant do it either way, i just pull one arm into the shirt at a time then push it up and off >3>

(Source: princessveroni)

3 weeks ago with 246,066 notes

biliouskaiju:

My new favorite gif set. 

(Source: iraffiruse)

4 months ago with 1 note
#dumbdrowzu
#drowzusgrounded

i snuck onto the computer to tell you guys im grounded indefinitely so i wont be on again for quite a while {maybe i can get on at christmas?} but whatever byeeeeee 

4 months ago
#dumbdrowzu
#gistmaspost

im so fuckin happy with my shit now

7 months ago with 16 notes
#homestuck
#homestuck upd8
#dave strider
#wayward vagabond
#I KNOW ITS A FEW DAYS OLD BUT AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*explodes*

HHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*explodes*

7 months ago with 30,235 notes
scottlava:

"Wait a minute. Luigi, dogs can’t talk!"

scottlava:

"Wait a minute. Luigi, dogs can’t talk!"

7 months ago with 146,061 notes

quintuplehorror:

yetiokay:

waterkangaroo:

nyan-nyan-pur:

desynchronization:

This is that part.

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I think this is the part where he kills you.

is this the part where something happens or

Spoiler alert: he doesn’t kill you.

(Source: steveholtvstheuniverse)

7 months ago with 253 notes

pinkiepony:

nentindo:

please reblog this as many times as you can. if you hit post limit please let this be your last daily post

my ears bled

(Source: nentindo)