im batgirl
yes sir earth is literally under siege by planet fucking jupiter
2 months ago with 25,093 notes

schweetmistake:

When you really want to talk to someone but you feel like you’re annoying them

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2 months ago with 182,233 notes

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hobbitunderthemountain:

GOOGLE TELLS YOU HOBBIT MEAL TIMES I’M SCREAMING

hobbitunderthemountain:

GOOGLE TELLS YOU HOBBIT MEAL TIMES I’M SCREAMING

2 months ago with 138,891 notes
hyrantyphoon:

spectrumnegative:

mandikw:

not-enough-fandom:

professorfrogar:

toonskribblez:

jerryterry:

Man successfully grabs remote without knocking over cheetos, yet remains displeased.
(original gif [x])

This man lives in a world where everybody is in an infomercial. They all screw up simple daily tasks, but not him. Because of his incapability to be incapable, this man is bullied, ridiculed, and shunned by everyone around him. Yearning to fit in, he desperately tries to be clumsy but fails to cause a huge mess.

Until one day when he was confronted by a mugger. The mugger tried to stab him but continuously missed until they stabbed themself. He found his true calling and became a hero, stopping criminals everywhere by using their own  clumsiness against them.

INFOMERCIAL AU

OMG

THIS FUCKING SITE

INFORMERCIAL AU

hyrantyphoon:

spectrumnegative:

mandikw:

not-enough-fandom:

professorfrogar:

toonskribblez:

jerryterry:

Man successfully grabs remote without knocking over cheetos, yet remains displeased.


(original gif [x])

This man lives in a world where everybody is in an infomercial. They all screw up simple daily tasks, but not him. Because of his incapability to be incapable, this man is bullied, ridiculed, and shunned by everyone around him. Yearning to fit in, he desperately tries to be clumsy but fails to cause a huge mess.

Until one day when he was confronted by a mugger. The mugger tried to stab him but continuously missed until they stabbed themself. He found his true calling and became a hero, stopping criminals everywhere by using their own  clumsiness against them.

INFOMERCIAL AU

OMG

THIS FUCKING SITE

INFORMERCIAL AU

2 months ago with 290,917 notes
jeedies:

evenwhen-ihadnothing-ihadbucky:

baby-perv:

utterly-insane-panda:

ultragnar:

andthesorcerersstoned:

dirtyyxo:

http://dirtyyxo.tumblr.com/

I would be so pissed if I had to make all that

SAME I HATE WHEN PEOPLE DO THISLSKDJGAIODSJGAK

thannnnk fuckin god I’m not at the bucks anymore, i would get so pissed making those damn carmel frappes over and over hahaha.

sweeeet jesus i would be the asshole to have everyone make me these sorry

Wait.I don’t get it.You’re going to get mad for /doing your job/ ???

"I hate when people order things at the place that i work at."?????????????????????????????????????????????

jeedies:

evenwhen-ihadnothing-ihadbucky:

baby-perv:

utterly-insane-panda:

ultragnar:

andthesorcerersstoned:

dirtyyxo:

http://dirtyyxo.tumblr.com/

I would be so pissed if I had to make all that

SAME I HATE WHEN PEOPLE DO THISLSKDJGAIODSJGAK

thannnnk fuckin god I’m not at the bucks anymore, i would get so pissed making those damn carmel frappes over and over hahaha.

sweeeet jesus i would be the asshole to have everyone make me these sorry

Wait.
I don’t get it.
You’re going to get mad for /doing your job/ ???

"I hate when people order things at the place that i work at."
?????????????????????????????????????????????

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2 months ago with 14,989 notes

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2 months ago with 163,088 notes
blimeygames:

mistercococat:

coco! what do your cat eyes see?

ALL.

blimeygames:

mistercococat:

coco! what do your cat eyes see?

ALL.

2 months ago with 53,815 notes

ikaneki:

ectobiologist:

ikaneki:

ectobiologist:

gibby.

"hi gibby!" freddy said as he smiled and waved in greeting.

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"freddy…i’m so glad you could make it" gibby whispered in a sexy tone as he begins to unzip his pants
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